Hmmm I know you just saw that 18+ tag and jumped into this post to see what content we are sharing, well you won’t find those 18+ things over here but we have some seriously naughty, hot and mature based Jokes, Messages and Status updates for your WhatsApp and Facebook sharing, this is seriously mature stuff, so beware.
Sexy HOT Non-Veg Jokes & Messages for WhatsApp
So if you admit that you are the one who holds that secret key to view all these messages then jump in to the Wiggly ride, well we have something really HOT for your to share with your friends and have some serious fun. Do not use these messages to harass anyone. Messages should be shared only for fun.
- Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega ! - Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
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- Use barish achhi lagti thi,
aur mujhe barish me wo…
Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…
Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…
Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!! - Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai. - Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna. - Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai - Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira.
Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: Kya hua Papa?
Baap: Salle MC, Mutth maar ke paani to daal diya kar. - Boy: Tumhai main zyada pasand mei hu ya toilet?
Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye?
Boy: Nahi janu batao na?
Girl: Ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha?
Boy: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho,
magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu?
Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai. - Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya. - TATTI ke sath PAAD aa gaya,
MOOTNE ke bad JHAG aa gaya,
GF ke saath tha to uska BAAp aa gaya,
Aaj pure din ki MAA CHUD gayi aur
Upar se
BHOSDI ke tu YAAD aa gaya. - Is anjaan sheher mein patthar kaha se aakar laga mujhe…
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A dost,
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Lagta hai in gairon ki bheed mein koi apna hi maa chuda raha hai. - Mirchi muh ke alawa aur kaha lagti hai?
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kheto mein lagti hai mere dost..
hamesha apni Gaand ke baare mein hi kyo sochte ho?
- Usne baja diya mera music bina dhol ke,
dil todh diya usne i hate u bole ke,
ek roz ja rahi thi wo mujhe bye bole ke,
to maine bhi lauda dikha diya chain khol ke! - Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.
Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai. - Santa looking at air hostess’s
name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her..
“Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”? - Maths Teacher: Ram tere pas 6 Lollipop hai,
2 rinku ko diye,
3 pinki ko diye,
1 gattu ko diya to tere pas kya bacha?
Ram: Lauda bacha! Wo aap choos lena.. - Papa: Beta, tumhe kaisi Biwi chaahiye??
Beta: Chaand jaisi Biwi Jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaaye?
Papa: Abe Bhosdi ke, Use Chaand nahi, Raand kehte hai? - Husband to Wife- Tum meri zindgi ho!!
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Wife- Aur KYA?
Tell me Aur Kya?
{Wife shouted)
Tell me aur kya?
Husband- Aur…MAA KA BHOSDA AISI ZINDAGI ki!! - Ise jor jor se padho….
Ah Aah Aaah… Uie Uiee Uieee…
Yes Yes Yes No No No Yes..
Yes Aaaaah …..
Dekha hum to msg pe bhi Gaand mar dete hai!!! - Arz kiya hai:
Pata nahi wo kaise chain ki nind so jate hai galib…
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Humain to her karwat per lulli set karni padti hai… - 1 shrabi road par pada galliya de raha tha
Maa chod duga,
Bhen chod dunga!
1 aadmi bola: uth ja khada ho ja!
sharabi: Nahi Lete Lete hi chodunga. - Tumhare sms ke intezar mein hum itna rote hai,
Tumhare sms ke intezar mein hum itna rote hai.
Ab to padosi bhi apni gand
hamare aasuo se dhote hai!
Wah Wah… - 3 Girls:
1st: Meri CHUT itni HOT hai ke PRESS karlo.
2nd: Meri itni HOT ke CHAI bana lo.
3rd: Meri itni HOT ki meri GAAND mein
BHUTTA daalo aur CHUT se POPKORN Lelo. - Ek mohabbat hi nahi hoti duniya main dard ki wajah..!!
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Zip me aai lulli bhi gaand faadh deti hai..!
Koi agar dukh de aur
Aapki aankho me aansu aa jaaye
To is Vade ke saath Aansu Saaf kar lena ki
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“Ab is Madarchod ki maiya chodni hai” - Teacher class mein apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli
ole ale… mela beta duddu pi k doctor banega.
Student- Madam thoda hame bhi pila do,
Medical store hi khol lenge. - Boy- Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl- Apna koi time nahi
Jab dil kare so jati hu
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu
Boy- notty!
Teri sab adate mere
‘LunD’ jaisi hi hai - Ladies ke sath nahate time 4 saal ke bachhe ne niche ishara kar ke pucha-
Ye kya he?
Ladies- Kuch nahi beta kulhadi lag gayi thi.
Bachcha- O Teri direct chut pe!
So I hope these messages increased the flow of something that could only be done by doing something really nasty, have fun sharing these messages with anyone you like but in a circle of close friends, don’t share these messages in some unknown groups harassing other sober members, they might also get little naughty :p
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